From the mouths of babes
Two Player Co-op has unveiled a brand new reviews segment, in which our friend Luana’s young daughter, Lorelei, assesses a video game’s playability and overall ‘fun’ factor. In the first episode, Lorelei gives the Wii title “My Pokemon Ranch” a piece of her mind. And as game reviews go, well, this is about as succinct as podcasts get.
Here’s a screenshot of Luana and Lorelei ranching in-game:
About the author: Jenn thinks the Atari 2600, Game Boy Micro, and Apple iPhone are all viable game consoles. Email her at jenn at infinite lives dot net. 
Thanks for the link. Oh, and I’ve got that transcript up for your perusal. It took me a few minutes to remember what she was trying to say when the wind picked up.